Ugh.

me: i dont fucking care
Beyoncé: i know you care!
me: *breaks down and starts crying* you right i do

Got in a fight w/ my roommate EXTENDED

pinechristopherr:
“when ed sheeran and zach braff take you out for a fun drunken night but you remember that you’re a bastard whose father died before telling you who your mother was
”

when ed sheeran and zach braff take you out for a fun drunken night but you remember that you’re a bastard whose father died before telling you who your mother was

When you go to a party without a gift

escapingintoabook:

equestrianfangirlswag:

tastefullyoffensive:
Animated Animal Facts by @mrwhaite [qi]
THE SHEEP THOUGH

biptch:

an erotic poem:
leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot u fry an eg

moonfalora:

rexuality:
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows

maddierose:

isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms
like
damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement

justtouchedawkwardly:

I AM DYING